Best funny dating quotes

Published: 23.04.2017

Anybody can love the most wonderful parts of another person. Recipes are like a dating service. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

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I like the guy, but he's scary.

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30.04.2017 in 19:45 Almaz_Mukhametshin:
This is where some very witty—and inspirational—dating quotes come in handy. Life Quotes Love Quotes Privacy Policy.

07.05.2017 in 15:42 Sacha_Neceris:
They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about.

13.05.2017 in 04:15 INSERTINTO`users`(`Name`,`pKey`:
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are